Sunday, March 4, 2012

Definitely Intentional

Okay, the cheese and badness is *clearly* intentional here.  At a police station, Zane complains that a woman forced him to have sex with her, blackmailed him, and tried to kill him - and the officer on duty says, "Was it forcible entry?"  All right, I am loving this.  This is how trash entertainment is supposed to work.

"What makes you think she's not dangerous - because she's beautiful?"  says Desperate, Disheveled Billy Zane.  "That is some real TWISTED reverse discrimination you've got going there."  And his performance is really working perfectly.  Aww, Billy.  Too much fun, boyo.

I still wish that show you had with Clancy Brown (j'adore Clancy Brown!!!!) a couple years ago had survived.  If only for the fabulous hair and baldness (seriously - even as a woman who loves long haired men - so much better than today's wig).  And Clancy Brown, whom I have dearly loved for such a hugely long time now (go, Urbanna, OH!), and Billy Zane, winning ever more points with this let-it-all-hang-out-ness and his wonderful villainy in that show.

To reiterate:  Blue Seduction.  Too much fun, boyo.

Also:  the women look like actual, human, beautiful women.  HUGE points on the casting director.



**Ed. note:  this post marked 80s Bimbastic Glory, because Zane plays a HUGE 80s bimbo indeed**

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