"My friend Cute Shoes is having a big day today, so I wore cute shoes and am thinking of her. Got three compliments in the space of a minute and a half; never underestimate the power of cute shoes!"
"'Vapin' is possibly the lamest word in the current vernacular. It is also very likely the lamest activity."
"Seriously, please. stop. using. 2-spaces and full sentences in PowerPoint. Please. I wasn't kidding when I said I'd pay y'all a nickel. A nickel! Come on!"
"Oh, all the regional execs will be here today ... Things it would have been useful to know."
"I wonder how many hours of my life I could save on strap-yanking if I finally sat down and put little bra-strap holders in my sleeveless tops?"
One single brackish cloud, away from the white and fluffy ones; small, shrinking. Like a tumor in the sky.
"Help! Help! I am being stalked by a pair of giant green eyes lurking around on four little butter-toed nimble-paws."
"Sisko is finally Captain. Let's get this series on the road."